by Rodney Tilley, Pastor Van Horn Community Church
I was talking to a friend the other day and I invited him to church, and to my surprise, he agreed to go. I was elated so I told him to join me this Sunday at the “Abundant Christian Assembly of the Baptist Pentecostal Apostolic Seventh Nazarene Christian Brethren preaching the Full Gospel Lutheran Methodist Doctrine praying in Holiness with Catholic Disciples of Independent Charismatic Non-denominational Denominations governed by the Presbyterian Evangelical North Congregation of Episcopal people of the Resurrection Atonement Church.â€
So join me in church this week, for we are having a special service just for you. Just go north on Hwy. 54, turn left, and go 4.3 miles to the first curve, over three hills, past a large cactus on the right, and then make a sharp left at the sign that says, “Church,†and follow the barking dog, and as you pull up “Honk if you love Jesus.†It is the last house with the toys in the yard. I know it may not look like the church but it is a member of the body.
It is the “Church of the Interior Vena Cava, and don’t let the name fool you, for without them, the body would have a myocardial infarction. So go on it, for the service just started, and they were waiting for you.